(noun)- A boyfriend/husband that is far better looking than his girlfriend/wife, because compared to him, she looks like a zoo animal
Ned: Don't you think Bob could find a way prettier girlfriend than the one he's with?
Ted: Yeah, he's a total zookeeper
Ted: Yeah, he's a total zookeeper
by TheTouchingUncle August 20, 2010
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U fuckin' zookeeper!
by calloom May 27, 2006
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Gentleman B: I met a bunch of cougars at the bar and I ended zookeepering it
Gentleman B: I met a bunch of cougars at the bar and I ended zookeepering it
by george atalopolous May 22, 2008
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Taking a cannabis edible and a xanax during the high to "contain the edible" and reduce the probable anxiety from the amount of THC in the edible
by dr. obnox January 14, 2022
Get the zookeeper mug.If this is a simulation, zookeepers are the agents in the matrix. They keep you in a cage, complacent with the scraps you're given, deterring you from discovering your true self.
by Darwin800 August 6, 2024
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Pack a fat dip (the fatter the better the sensation, ask any caress recipient)
Wheel a broad (hopefully a '92) with the dip in
Visit the southern hemisphere
Use your fat dip lip to diddle her skittle
Zookeeper tips:
-if you pack the dip in your bottom lip you can use it to 69 the 92
-the more grotesque, face deformingly huge the dip you pack is = the manlier you will appear = the classier (and in all likelihood hotter) the broad you will grease
-snus is acceptable; however, since it smells like toothpaste this is like playing on easy mode
-get creative, the entire chaw doesn't have to remain in your mouth through the entirety of the maneuver
Pack a fat dip (the fatter the better the sensation, ask any caress recipient)
Wheel a broad (hopefully a '92) with the dip in
Visit the southern hemisphere
Use your fat dip lip to diddle her skittle
Zookeeper tips:
-if you pack the dip in your bottom lip you can use it to 69 the 92
-the more grotesque, face deformingly huge the dip you pack is = the manlier you will appear = the classier (and in all likelihood hotter) the broad you will grease
-snus is acceptable; however, since it smells like toothpaste this is like playing on easy mode
-get creative, the entire chaw doesn't have to remain in your mouth through the entirety of the maneuver
aw man last union night Freddy packed a mad dip and performed the zookeeper's caress on some '92 in the girls bathroom
by a zookeeper September 28, 2010
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