zooked
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Zooked
Zooked by Gabby's Brother May 4, 2020
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zooked
Whenever someone is so high on drugs that they cannot function and become incompetent. Typically after the consumption of heavy drugs. Zooked can turn into a lifestyle if not properly assessed and controlled.
Typical night in a zooked life:
*Q wakes up in the middle of the night frantically*
Q: I must order cinnastix right now
Me: WHAT? Are you zooked? it's 2 am
Q: No no I order now.
*Seamless accepts order. Domino's calls to cancel order.*
Q: OMG THEY'RE ZOOKING ME. Q passes out while writing complaint to Seamless.
*Q wakes up in the middle of the night frantically*
Q: I must order cinnastix right now
Me: WHAT? Are you zooked? it's 2 am
Q: No no I order now.
*Seamless accepts order. Domino's calls to cancel order.*
Q: OMG THEY'RE ZOOKING ME. Q passes out while writing complaint to Seamless.
Zooked
Commonly used to describe someone who is high due to marijuana use, zooked is interpreted differently from region to region.
In some Toronto neighborhoods, zooked is described as the feeling after the high, when you are tired, and almost completely out of energy. In most cases, the higher you are, the more energy you will lack later.
In some Toronto neighborhoods, zooked is described as the feeling after the high, when you are tired, and almost completely out of energy. In most cases, the higher you are, the more energy you will lack later.
"Fam, I'm soooo zooked I can't even stand up"
"Yo I shouldn't have even smoked that 3g spliff to the face, manz got high but I'm too zooked right now"
"Yo I shouldn't have even smoked that 3g spliff to the face, manz got high but I'm too zooked right now"
Zooked by Tdot Flight 43 November 25, 2019
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Zooked
Zooked can have multiple meanings, it can range from meaning the word “Okay” or “Fucked” in a very specific way.
Depending on how or what scenario the word is used, it could kind of play the role of a word with your own meaning.
Depending on how or what scenario the word is used, it could kind of play the role of a word with your own meaning.
“Yo bro, that guy is zooked”
(“Yo bro, that guy is fucked)”
or
“Are you zooked dawg?”
(“Are you good/okay dawg?”)
Please note: Depending on the tone the word is said in, the above example can also mean “Are you fucked dawg”?
(“Yo bro, that guy is fucked)”
or
“Are you zooked dawg?”
(“Are you good/okay dawg?”)
Please note: Depending on the tone the word is said in, the above example can also mean “Are you fucked dawg”?
Zooked by E.P Marcus December 29, 2021