zorkler 

It's like a hammerhead

Okay Zorkler, get zorngued!

zorkler by MichaelOdysseus June 25, 2019

Zerkler

Noun: 1)A mental and/or emotional state characterized by raving wisdom and debilitating inaction. 2)False enlightenment.

Studying philosophy and religion left him with nothing but misery and zerkler.

Zerkler by Fool October 13, 2003

Zonkler 

Someone that means the world to you, someone you’d do anything for because you love them so much. This person has the power to change your mood in the matter of seconds just by a few words.

You were my zonkler and I miss you

Zonkler by Ahoy me noy October 9, 2020