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verb:
1. to pass out or sleep on a mattress that is not the one you normally sleep in;
2. often involves sleeping on a mattress placed in a bathroom or shower room;
3. often involves the process of puking, peeing, or crapping yourself, or a combination of the three--also known as the trifecta.

noun:
1. the location of the zookie;
2. usually an old mattress only suitable to sleep on when blacked-out.
When someone gets too drunk to sleep in their own bed (for fears of dirtying it), a friend would lead him to a zookie mattress, where he is free on any normal inhibitions, and may soil himself as he pleases. The mattress can simply be hosed down the next morning.
zookie by AP Sawyer February 5, 2007
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to insert one or more fingers into another's bunghole
Justin's girlfriend just shoved her hand up my butt. Son, you just got zookied!
zookie by JCakes12 February 27, 2008
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Ethan: He just slammed like 7 zookies in World History class.
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someone desperately in need of anal intercourse
yo bro zookie?
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Zookie zoo 

A zookie zoo is a bae
Him: zooks I’m mad

Her: zookie zoo

whyy youu mad for
Zookie zoo by Msanime lover June 20, 2022

Zookie Dookie 

Name to tease a person/animal with.
Meaning:Funny looking person/animal
Shoalin looks like a Zookie dookie
Zookie Dookie by ForbiddenRric February 11, 2019
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