zookey

adjective:
70s slang; amusing, entertaining
rad

that was so zookey!
that show was pretty zookey.

by kle26 January 27, 2008

zookey

A cute light skin hooper, who is better than 7 at basketball

Zookey is the goat

by Spoolcat May 31, 2019

zooked

being extremely high or stoned to the point of feeling paralyzed

Mike: yo man is he gonna hit this or no
Dan: are you kidding me that kid is zooked!

by andrew242345 September 9, 2008

zookeepers delight

the act of being double penetrated by two different species of animals, preferably in a zoo

i went to the zoo yesterday with my dog to find a partner to have a zookeepers delight

by curious goerge's keeper February 21, 2011

Zooked

When something or someone is considered as absurd; weird or abnormal.

When Terry twerked in front of the whole family during thanksgiving, he was being so zooked.

by Gabby's Brother May 4, 2020

Cincinnati Zookeeper

A person who shoots a rare and majestic animal in the face with their spunk after letting someone with an extreme case of diarrhea sit on their face leaving a perfect imprint of a butthole in shit on their neck.

Harambe: Gross! Some dude just shot bucksnot on me!

Kevin James: Yea! I just got you with the Cincinnati Zookeeper! Now give me a hot lunch!!

by Sexy sexualizer September 18, 2016

Zooey Deschanel

Full name: Zooey Claire Deschanel.

An amazingly talented actress who enjoys, and is very good at, singing jazz as well as playing the ukelele and piano. Very stunning and definitely unique, stars in films such as Failure to Launch and Elf. Zooey is funny, quirky and smart. As a youngster she used to travel the world with her father, who is also involved in the film industry.

"Have you seen Failure To Launch?"
"Yeah! How funny is Zooey Deschanel?"

by Summer-Jayde January 15, 2008