Zomkey

It’s a Tibetan Name and stands for :
Zom = You can reach/achieve everything u really want.
Key = happy

So you can achieve everything in life and will be happy.

Zomkey is going to achieve her goals.

by Tenzii99 August 29, 2018

zombeye

Common word for a subconjunctival hemorrhage, or a bright red, bloody eyeball that may cause one to resemble a zombie. It happens when a blood vessel has been ruptured or broken and can cover a small portion or the entire eye. Some causes of zombeye are coughing, sneezing, vomiting, and severe intoxication. It's not serious or painful, but the looks and comments you receive can have you praying for a quick recovery.

"Sweet Jesus! Did you see Susan's zombeye?! It's night of the living dead all over again!"

"Kristen vomited so many times she gave herself a zombeye. She swears she's never drinking again, but we know that's not true..."

by Sarah Fisher May 13, 2008

zombey

A German youtuber who is NIICEE

Hey do u watched the Zombey vid?
No man forgot it sry bro

by Banana boii December 9, 2020

Zonkey

When a zombie virus infects a monkey it dies and becomes a Zonkey! Then this living-dead zonkey infects the rest of the monkey population, resulting in the apocolyptic end to the world as we know it. The only way to kill a zonkey is to shoot it in the head, decapitate it with a big rusty shovel, or run it over with a big tank or something.

P1: Holy SHIT! There's Zonkies all over the fucking place out there!!!
P2: A zebra monkey hybrid?
P1: No you idiot, that's impossible-it's a zombie monkey!
P2: Oh shit, that God Damn Zonkey just bit me in the crotch!

by xonkey101 December 26, 2008

zonkey

Like the term "donkey", it refers to a bad poker player. The zonkey, however, makes especially flashy poker moves or uses language to indicate they "know" the game when it is just a matter of time until they "zonk" away all their money with their poor play.

The term is based on the animal called a "zonkey", which is a cross between a zebra and a donkey.

That zonkey was just saying how bad everyone was playing, then pushed all in when he was drawing dead. What a zonk!

by dimossi October 23, 2009

zonkey

A crossbread between a zebra and a donkey.

The zonkey is smelly and brown with white stripes

by Awesom-O 4000 June 15, 2004

Zonkey

Adjective. Meaning a person who loves cheesecake and chicken sandwiches.

Possibly could choke on a coffee crisp

Might get confused with bonkey 🤷 ♂️

“Hey zonkey it’s a chocolate bar please don’t choke.”

“YO ZONKEY WANT SOME CHEESECAKE!!”

by Lenny1899 September 11, 2020