Zockey

A legit name for that moment when your watching Sesame Street season 2 and elmo pops out of no where and scares the shit out of you.

Yeah, me and my buds were watching late night tv and got zockeyed.

Zockey by JoJOkesd,, July 25, 2017

Zomkey

It’s a Tibetan Name and stands for :
Zom = You can reach/achieve everything u really want.
Key = happy

So you can achieve everything in life and will be happy.

Zomkey is going to achieve her goals.

Zomkey by Tenzii99 August 29, 2018

Zocked 

1. A sports term used when a team or individual is the favorite to win but loses instead.

2. When a person brags about something happening but the opposite happens.

Anthony; The Mets are winning the division.

Antonio; Jesus is coming the Mets are gonna get Zocked.

Zocked by Luckyonethirteen January 6, 2023

Zocky 

Zockys are insult gods, they use other people's insults and words against themselves, and Zockys can't be insulted cuz a Zocky never gets offended.

Not zocky: Wow ur such a dick and u suck

Zocky: Wow ik i have a giant dick but stop focusing on it, weirdo

Zocky by Juanperezjr1111111 June 11, 2023

Zonkey 

When a zombie virus infects a monkey it dies and becomes a Zonkey! Then this living-dead zonkey infects the rest of the monkey population, resulting in the apocolyptic end to the world as we know it. The only way to kill a zonkey is to shoot it in the head, decapitate it with a big rusty shovel, or run it over with a big tank or something.

P1: Holy SHIT! There's Zonkies all over the fucking place out there!!!
P2: A zebra monkey hybrid?
P1: No you idiot, that's impossible-it's a zombie monkey!
P2: Oh shit, that God Damn Zonkey just bit me in the crotch!

Zonkey by xonkey101 December 26, 2008

zonkey 

Like the term "donkey", it refers to a bad poker player. The zonkey, however, makes especially flashy poker moves or uses language to indicate they "know" the game when it is just a matter of time until they "zonk" away all their money with their poor play.

The term is based on the animal called a "zonkey", which is a cross between a zebra and a donkey.

That zonkey was just saying how bad everyone was playing, then pushed all in when he was drawing dead. What a zonk!

zonkey by dimossi October 23, 2009

zonkey 

A crossbread between a zebra and a donkey.

The zonkey is smelly and brown with white stripes

zonkey by Awesom-O 4000 June 15, 2004