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the girl every guy wishes he could have, but isn't able to get
Bob: damnn zooey is so sexy, I wish I could bang her so bad
Joe: yeah, I wish I could have her so bad I'd give my left leg
zooey by Matthewthegreat January 3, 2008
Words you can keep
Zooey: a description of THE girl. Completely out of your comfort zone, but you totally dig it. quirky, spontaneous, does what she wants when she wants. is nothing you would have ever seen yourself being with cause she is so different than you, but at the same time find you two completely compatible with eachother. she listens to music no one else listens to, but it's good music. she will find you and it will be out of nowhere. she makes you nervous, excited, ancy. someones zooey doesnt mean her name is zooey. Zooey is a description of THE girl you never seen yourself with and now that it is happening it is captivating. She is completely different, in an amazing way.
"bro, I think I like this girl she's wild and crazy. She's to much to handle, but i can't get enough. She's so Zooey."

can also be used to descibe something, "This music is so Zooey!" or "that's so Zooey"
zooey by jacob22290 November 3, 2010
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Dude, that concert was totally zooey.
zooey by Lindsey Cholera November 24, 2007
The character Zooey Glass from J. D. Salinger's "Franny and Zooey"
zooey by spaceagejerk June 7, 2010

Zooey Deschanel

Full name: Zooey Claire Deschanel.

An amazingly talented actress who enjoys, and is very good at, singing jazz as well as playing the ukelele and piano. Very stunning and definitely unique, stars in films such as Failure to Launch and Elf. Zooey is funny, quirky and smart. As a youngster she used to travel the world with her father, who is also involved in the film industry.
"Have you seen Failure To Launch?"
"Yeah! How funny is Zooey Deschanel?"
Zooey Deschanel by Summer-Jayde January 15, 2008

zooey deschanel

synonymous with beautiful and talented; sister is on bones with that guy who was on buffy.
Woah, that Zooey Deschanel is a hottie.
zooey deschanel by H.L. November 17, 2006

Zooey Deschanel

Most awesome and gorgeous person ever ever.
1: Did you see that new movie?
2: No, but I want to, it has Zooey Deschanel!
Zooey Deschanel by Zooeyclaire March 14, 2010
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