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One badass person who you don't really want to mess with because he will fagban you permanently if you piss him off. Trust me, I know k? Thx

Favorite thing he likes to do: Ban newbies, laugh at newbies, ignore newbies, make fun of how stupid newbies are, points and laughs, has an itchy copy/paste ready to ?adduser Tequila F if I mess up like = But Phoenix has an awesome [car, its like O_O and Annaberries is like, Rawr rawr *Flesh*! O_O
Emote <Zonker> Points and laughs at (insert your name here)
Zonker by Tequila December 5, 2004
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You should have seen her face when I gave her the zonker.
zonker by Monsterod Von Hugenstein August 17, 2006
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Screaming yellow Zonker 

Yellow or green colored eye gook that sometimes harden to a crust.
Is that a screaming yellow zonker in your eye?
being completely exhausted
God damn, I'm hella zonked from that party last night
Zonked by ayypasstheblunt May 23, 2016
(Adjective) Usually caused by drug use, it’s when you’re not sleepwalking but not fully awake either. You’re awake, but you’re acting as if you had no agency and things only happen to you. But also you’re not like a zombie.
You’re just ZONKED
Zonked by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover March 23, 2019

zoinkerblop 

When you "Wreck" someone in a game, or you get "rekt"
"Bruh, Jeremy Zoinkerblopped me in Red Dead Redemption 2"
"I just Zoinkerblopped Richard"
zoinkerblop by CaseyFromEarth July 30, 2019

zonked Out 

When some one has passed out.
"I am about to zonk out."
"She just zonked out!"
"I'm about to be zonked out."
zonked Out by TheLegitBritX March 24, 2012
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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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