Zonker

One badass person who you don't really want to mess with because he will fagban you permanently if you piss him off. Trust me, I know k? Thx

Favorite thing he likes to do: Ban newbies, laugh at newbies, ignore newbies, make fun of how stupid newbies are, points and laughs, has an itchy copy/paste ready to ?adduser Tequila F if I mess up like =

But Phoenix has an awesome car, its like O_O and Annaberries is like, Rawr rawr *Flesh*! O_O

Emote <Zonker> Points and laughs at (insert your name here)

by Tequila December 5, 2004

zonker

An unexpected anal penetration.

You should have seen her face when I gave her the zonker.

by Monsterod Von Hugenstein August 17, 2006

Screaming yellow Zonker

Yellow or green colored eye gook that sometimes harden to a crust.

Is that a screaming yellow zonker in your eye?

by Culligan shuberto December 24, 2020

Zonked

being completely exhausted

God damn, I'm hella zonked from that party last night

by ayypasstheblunt May 23, 2016

Zonked

(Adjective) Usually caused by drug use, it’s when you’re not sleepwalking but not fully awake either. You’re awake, but you’re acting as if you had no agency and things only happen to you. But also you’re not like a zombie.

You’re just ZONKED

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover March 23, 2019

zoinkerblop

When you "Wreck" someone in a game, or you get "rekt"

"Bruh, Jeremy Zoinkerblopped me in Red Dead Redemption 2"
"I just Zoinkerblopped Richard"

by CaseyFromEarth July 30, 2019

zonked Out

When some one has passed out.

"I am about to zonk out."
"She just zonked out!"
"I'm about to be zonked out."

by TheLegitBritX March 24, 2012