Zonker

One badass person who you don't really want to mess with because he will fagban you permanently if you piss him off. Trust me, I know k? Thx

Favorite thing he likes to do: Ban newbies, laugh at newbies, ignore newbies, make fun of how stupid newbies are, points and laughs, has an itchy copy/paste ready to ?adduser Tequila F if I mess up like =

But Phoenix has an awesome car, its like O_O and Annaberries is like, Rawr rawr *Flesh*! O_O

Emote <Zonker> Points and laughs at (insert your name here)

by Tequila December 06, 2004

Zonkered

The state of a slight disruption from the consumption of drugs however not to the point of being high.

"Yo man, are you sure you can drive?" "Yeah dude! I'm only a little zonkered tonight."

"Buzzed is to drunk as zonkered is to high."

by wwb00 May 14, 2017

zonkers

1. Big breasts on a female.
2. To be suddenly amused about somthing.

1. Lakisha has some pretty nice zonkers, I wonder if shes wearing a push-up.
2. Holy Zonkers! did u see Robbie trippin balls at that party?

by Laxplayer99 June 29, 2005

Zonkers

brest, tits, cleavege

I've got Zonkers, look at my Zonkers.

by Ramra September 14, 2007

zonker

An unexpected anal penetration.

You should have seen her face when I gave her the zonker.

by Monsterod Von Hugenstein August 17, 2006

zonkers

A childs amusment park located near the food court at the great mall of the great planes in olathe kansas.

known to pay their workers less than minimum wage.

formerly known as jeepers.

wow, zonkers has a roller coaster.

by i9incher August 15, 2009

zonkered

very drunk to the point of black-out

That guy lying in the gutter must zonkered, you can smell the drink a mile off!

by Simon Eustice November 04, 2005