zonger

someone who jacks off with a condom on

God that rob harney is such a zonger

by wilbur June 9, 2003

zonger

an adjective to describe not-so-smart people, mainly australians.

it can be used in conversation like this:
fletcher: man i fucking hate these zongers brah
jovenn: what the fuck are you saying

by slushiboi April 28, 2024

Zonger

Zonger is a word used to describe a legend or a cool guy

Mate you are a zonger

by Mikehunt111111111 August 17, 2024

Zonger-Fucked

Another word for high as fuck.

Man, We got Zonger-fucked last night i had know idea where i was.

by Satanicbob June 12, 2005

Zinger Clegg

Much like a Nutty Clegg a Zinger Clegg is a Cling on but the only difference is it occurs after you have explosive diarrhoea and the poo that hasn’t been wiped off and forms a Clegg and it burns your arse hole

I had a painful poo last night and forgot to wipe, I think I have a Zinger Clegg

by CleggMaster May 2, 2019

mr.zingery

An annoying self centered bastard who always yells at kids and make them pee there pants also an asshole

Why gotta be a mr.zingery?

by Kayes21 March 28, 2015

Zingers

Term used when somebody disrespects another person so badly that they should probably leave town and change their identity. The OG 1990 term for roasted, diss or burn (a clever/witty remark).

Liam: Yo Patrick, Sara doesn't just have bags under her eyes. She has LUGGAGE!
Patrick: Zingers!!!!
*Fistbumps Liam*
Sara: Aw man guys. Now I have to transfer schools and change my name to Shaniqua.

by Sheepherder37 August 2, 2018