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A grandpa who loves Birkenstocks and rap music. A real chill dude.
Woah, your grandpa is a total znarf!
znarf by 121343565787909 July 9, 2017
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An especially violent or long-distance projectile vomit.
Did you see that guy? He zarfed 40 feet! He must be really sick.
zarf by Scikoop75 December 18, 2020
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Zharfan is a very playful guy and he is the most daredevil and the one who gets all the girls among his group of friends.He is often known as the "cool kid" in school.
Who u trying to be? Zharfan?
Zharfan by Carlson Luke April 2, 2019
(verb) An especially violent or long-distance projectile vomit.
"Did you see that guy? He zarfed 40 feet!"
zarf by BlockBusterNG June 8, 2021
A fictional alien who gobbles up the genitals of horny spacemen by means of its vaginal dentata. Can refer to any female who one fears may possess such sharp vaginal teeth.
Keep your shlong away from Janet's box, she is a total zarflax!
zarflax by Tony Perkis Sr. August 29, 2007
1)Being excessively quick at something. 2)Doing something without mistakes. 3)Closest thing to being perfect.
1)Bob: Dude how fast can you finish task? Jim: 19 Seconds.
Bob: How!?!? It takes the average person 25 Seconds. Jim: What can i say, I'm a zarfot.

2)Bob: So dude i was doing this agility run today and i mis clicked and i ended up going backwars. Jim: Lmao that never happens to me, i'm a zarfot.

3)Bob: Did you see that guy? He's so perfect. Jim: Yeah he's such a zarfot
Zarfot by Zarfot July 7, 2009
those little cardboard thingies they put around your cup of coffee at starbucks. they call it a cup-sleeve, but it actually is called a zarf.
hey bob, my coffees too hot. throw me another zarf!
zarf by zephyr November 27, 2003
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
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A)
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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