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1)Being excessively quick at something. 2)Doing something without mistakes. 3)Closest thing to being perfect.
1)Bob: Dude how fast can you finish task? Jim: 19 Seconds.
Bob: How!?!? It takes the average person 25 Seconds. Jim: What can i say, I'm a zarfot.

2)Bob: So dude i was doing this agility run today and i mis clicked and i ended up going backwars. Jim: Lmao that never happens to me, i'm a zarfot.

3)Bob: Did you see that guy? He's so perfect. Jim: Yeah he's such a zarfot
Zarfot by Zarfot July 7, 2009
Words you can keep
-A robot made out of a peice of shit box with lightbulbs for eyes that goes greegreegreegreegree 3.14159265

-....and he prays@@@@@@@@
Meet me and Zarfot behind Lumby shed for some cabbages baby.
Zarfot by Yugger March 9, 2010
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zargothrax

The evil sorcerer who attacks the Kingdom of Fife several times, each time being defeated by the forces of Justice. He is the main antagonist of the Gloryhammer universe. Yet he is defeated for all eternity in 3rd album, so his clone is released into the future.
All right Zargothrax! My name is the Hootsman and I am the one and only true God of this Universe.
zargothrax by Dundax himself May 28, 2020

Zarfoting 

The act of blowing off your GF to play RuneScape hardcore like
Derek blew off his girlfriend to go Zarfoting. RS player:"Shut up woman! I'm Zarfoting!" Girlfriend:"What's Zarfoting?" RS player:"Just shutup!"
Zarfoting by Gummi Tragen October 31, 2009

Zarlotte 

The ship name of Charlotte and Zach. A very cute couple who are both made of tsunderes. They both like to neglect their feelings to each other so they need the help of their two best friends. They both liked each other when they were younger and they both hint at it now. They have zodiac compatibility.
I ship Zarlotte

Zarlotte Forever
Zarlotte by C & S January 19, 2021

Zarforaphter 

An enormous Zerwargle commonly known as a Phatoraphter, but with a larger belly for inhaling and/or spewing cows.
ZOMG OMG BBQ LOOK AT THAT ZARFORAPHTER!11!1!! RUN!one
Zarforaphter by PHAES July 8, 2009
A really, really good ship between two aphmau characters :))
Fuck you Zarroth
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
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Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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