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The Dangleberries 

a team of amateur hockey players, whose only concerns in life are to drink excessively, have sex with as many cheap floozies as possible, being as obnoxious to all at all times, being gods amongst men and of course, playing puck. These are not the sort of people you would not want to mess with, due to the fact that messing with one always means messing with the collective. They are known for their award winning hockey playing, world-class chirps, unorthodox fighting style and charming good looks.
Everyone shoud aspire to reach the level of The Dangleberries.

The Dangleberries are always on the lookout for future recruits.
The Dangleberries by Coach33 May 21, 2012

dangleberries 

Dry particles o'shite clinging to the hairs of the arse.
A small comb is useful when trying to remove dangleberries, but razors prove a bit too dangerous.
dangleberries by Abi and Joe November 20, 2003

dangleberries 

dry excrement caught in the bum hairs. Referred to as berries because of the shape and colour. Some people like to think of them as fruits of the digestive system hanging from the tree of butt.n
See also
Shitballs
Stinknuggets
Dude your mom has dangleberries like golf balls, you should totally bath the smelly cow.
dangleberries by Christank February 18, 2004

dangleberries 

lumps of dry faeces hanging from anal hair
'oh my god,he hasnt washed his arse for a while, look at those DANGLEBERRIES'
dangleberries by adi bull April 19, 2003

dangleberries 

crums of faeces that are caught on anul hair and dried into balls of faeses.
check your dangleberries mate!
dangleberries by the dude October 1, 2003

dangleberries 

When that assfuck mooned us, all I could look at was his dangleberries
dangleberries by Forseti April 30, 2006