your momma's pants

where I live in

I live in your momma's pants

by holy shit July 3, 2003

your momma's hood

what my roomate says everytime i say "where do you want to eat tonight, buddy?" the reply is meant to get under one's skin. your momma's hood

Buddy: Friend, its your special night where do you want to eat friend?
Friend: Umm, I don't know, oh how about your momma's hood?

by buddy March 6, 2004

your momma's pussy

a term used when an individual says something and is unheard by another, or when one wants to embarass an individual

Kid 1: Yo man you know what's for lunch?
Kid 2: Your momma's pussy nigga
Kid 1: (kills self)

Jobber 1: Yo man you tryin to go to taco bell?
Jobber 2: where?
Jobber 1: your mommas pussy nigga

by John Machavelli May 15, 2006

flatter than your momma's chest

An insult used to describe how flat something is.

From the movie Smokey and the Bandit Part 3
(Examining the flat tire on their car)
Junior: It's flat Daddy.
Buford T Justice: Flatter than your momma's chest.

by Turkey Dump April 12, 2016

thats not what your momma said last night

a comeback or insult saying you slept with a persons momma and she was moaning and such

your ugly thats not what your momma said last night

by Groundhog July 26, 2006

go suck your mamma's tit

This means you are acting like a child. A child young enough to still be breast feeding . Basically telling the person that they are tantruming like a 2 year old child. typically said during an argument.

Oh quit your whining, and go suck your mamma's tit! I've had enough of your bullshit! Act like a grown up for Pete's sake!

by SweetieOne December 2, 2017

your mumma's pineapples

a gay lover's nickname.

Ty marvels at the possibilities of: your mumma's pineapples

by hahahahahahah_booom! roasted March 19, 2010