yoinking

Slang term for male masterbation. Also means wacking off and jerking off.

He was horny, so he was yoinking all day until his penis was burned.

by Minecraft1238 January 24, 2019

yoinking it with the bros

A little bit of lacrosse with the boys

What were you up yesterday?
Just yoinking it with the bros

by Tokyo tommy March 19, 2018

yoinking my sploinky

Another way of saying you are wacking off.

Yea I'll be at the party. Just gotta finish yoinking my sploinky.

by cheek.seeker October 23, 2022

Yoinking my Schploink

The wacky way to describe jerking your meat.

Fred: Why didn't you come with us to the party?
Bob: I was too busy yoinking my schploink.

by Skipdawg3000 July 8, 2023

Yoinking the Hog

A term that refers to "jacking off" or masturbating. Yoinking references the physical motion of one's hand, while the hog refers to the penis.

Keep in mind, anyone can yoink the hog. Even if they do not possess the hog.

You: "I fucking love yoinking the hog!!!"

by Idon'tknowanymore March 15, 2026

Yoinking My Doink

"Yoinking My Doink" is the phrase used to imply yanking on one's dick. Can be used interchangeably with "Yoinking My Boink".

Person A: Hey! How's it going?

Person B: Pretty great, you know, I won the lottery!

Person A: No way man, you've gotta be yoinking my doink.

by [\/] April 26, 2025

Yoinking It

The act of an AFAB (assigned female at birth) person gently tugging on the hood of the clitoris, but not the head, for sexual gratification.

"He yoinked it with his toes after a lot of practice."

"I started yoinking it and won't go back."

by bellestelles September 1, 2025