Boink

A safe for work replacement for the words "sex" or "fuck" in all their forms

"That was boinking awesome."
"I bet they're boinking right now."
"Boink you!"
"That was the best boink I ever boinking had."

by Shrazz January 07, 2018

Boink

The sound that the Scout in Team Fortress 2 makes when he beats someone with his metallic bat.

Scout hits Solder with bat

Scout: BOINK!!

by TF2 Boink Machine November 01, 2009

Boink

A good, quick sexing

"I cant wait to boink her tonight."

by bumhunterbob February 22, 2005

Boink

Something you say when you are stoned...then you laugh at

I smoked that joint saw a poster and now boinked

by Austinator240 June 20, 2018

Boink

A person who you can be silly with. If you have someone who is your boink this also makes you a boink

You’re my number 1 boink.

by Binkleberrystinkpants October 10, 2021

Boink

A sound effect on "Command & Conquer: Renegade" Multiplayer that signifies a kill, of which there are many different types: Assault-boink, Timed-boink, Snipe-boink, Nuke-boink, Ion-boink, Grenade-boink, Proximity-boink, Remote-boink, Pistol-boink, Laser-boink, Chain-boink, Lazchain-boink, P.I.C.-boink, Ramjet-boink, Shot-boink, Flame-boink, Flachet-boink, Tiberium Rifle-boink, Rocket-boink, Shell-boink, Arty-boink, Machine-boink, Mammy-boink, TibThrower-boink, Apache-boink, Stealth-boink, Orca-boink, Headshot-boink, Cheapshot-boink, and, finally, Bumper-boink (see Windshield Smearing).

Heh, I just Cheap-boinked him.

by Boxymoron February 14, 2005

Boink

An exclamation of victory, especially when smacking someone. Originated from the Team Fortress Scout character, who exclaims "Boink!" and "Bonk!" when he lands a hit with his baseball bat.

-run up behind someone and smack them on the head, and they drop what they're carrying-
"BOINK!"

by Missmaggy2u May 24, 2012