A Doink is an overstuffed joint typically enjoyed in Amish. They are rather large.

Fat Doink is the equivalent to a blunt or weed

Adjective - used to describe somebody who is acting in a comically idiotic manner.

Sexual Intercourse.

the less aggressive word of FUCK.

1. to doink
2. the act of hitting someone in a comical way so as to need sound effects.

A physically weak teen/man who closely resembles a dweeb, but is constantly trying to be cooler than he is. Doinks don't have to be smart or computer-savvy, but must always be a a harmless loser. Much more endearing than tools.

Sound effect of a penis enlarging.