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A Doink is an overstuffed joint typically enjoyed in Amish. They are rather large.
by AmishBoi1776 September 28, 2017
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Whenever an American football Bounces off anything in a unexpected or unintended manner
The kick doinked off the goalpost
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by Planks January 07, 2019
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Adjective - used to describe somebody who is acting in a comically idiotic manner.
Billy looked like such a fucking doink when he smacked his head on that shelf before.
by BTMNKY January 12, 2004
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The sound effect of a turd hitting the water in the toilet.
The turd went "doink" as it fell into the toilet.
by Megannha November 02, 2017
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