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Person 1: “Where’s Naomi? Is she downtown?
Person 2: “Nope, she’s yonking”
Yonking by DingoRingo October 30, 2020
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To expose ones self to young female coworkers while they are using the copy machine
Eric is totally yonking that new intern
Yonking by coolio1981 February 3, 2010
A cross between yoga and planking. A forum of partner yoga in a mirror pose of each other often performed in a prominent location or on a significant structure.
Here is a pic of us yonking on the steps of parliament.
Yonking by Psycotropical September 16, 2018
Is thatbussing, kyle?’. ‘No bro, it’s yonking!’.
Yonking by m0rgan4 August 29, 2021

Yearbook Yanking 

When one gets so turned on to someone that goes to there school, they jerk-off to a yearbook picture of that person.
I saw Vicky in school today and went home and pulled a Yearbook Yanking
Yearbook Yanking by Gimaf October 27, 2012
As in "over yonder,” to be mentally separated from the situation. Slightly more severe than bugging or tripping.
I've never seen him act like this before; that kid is really yonding right now.
Yonding by no1way2jose3 January 3, 2019

Yanking my Dick off 

another phrase for youve gotta be kidding me
You won the big game? Man you gotta be yanking my dick off
Yanking my Dick off by swooceking October 16, 2016
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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