Idon'tknowanymore's definitions

Yoinking the Hog

A term that refers to "jacking off" or masturbating. Yoinking refers to the actual action, while the hog refers to the penis and is a common way to refer to such.

Terry: So, what'd you do all weekend.
Peter: Ah, I was yoinking the hog.

by Idon'tknowanymore December 23, 2022

I shit my pants

They saying you say when you just shit your pants. The term can also be used as, "I just shit my pants".

Jerry: Hey Thom!
Thom: I shit my pants.

by Idon'tknowanymore July 3, 2020

Sploinging

The act of giving someone head.

Peter: I personally I think my sploinging is pretty good.
Thom: Nah, my sploinging is emaculate.

by Idon'tknowanymore December 23, 2022

:3

The online symbol gay furries use to identify wether or not the other wants to have e-sex

Xx_MasterGamer47_xX: Hi guys :3
ChadOmegaFurry09: I see you're ready for tonight :3

by Idon'tknowanymore December 22, 2022

Criyson

Criyson (@Criylikescheese) is a person on Twitter who plays Minecraft. They are part of the LGBTQ+ community since they have confirmed they're non-binary and demiromantic. Some people know them as Forzarna's (@Forzarna) friend.

Jeffery: Hey, I just got killed by Criyson on bedwars!
Mike: Neat!

by Idon'tknowanymore January 13, 2021

Sploingus

A gay slang term for getting their dick sucked. Typically used after the event occurred.

Jame: Dude, Thom gave me the best scrumpdidlyumptious sploingus last night.
John: Oh really? I bet it wasn't better than what Peter gave me. His sploinging was the best you could ever get. I'm talking leg shaking, knee bending, sheet gripping good.

by Idon'tknowanymore December 23, 2022

Squeemy

A term for a man who likes to take large amounts of items in the anus (likes fingers, cocks, toys, etc.)

John: Hey, y'know Kevin?
Marcus: Kevin J.?
John: Yeah, him. I heard he's a squeemy boy.

by Idon'tknowanymore December 22, 2022