Idon'tknowanymore's definitions

Yoinking the Hog

A term that refers to "jacking off" or masturbating. Yoinking references the physical motion of one's hand, while the hog refers to the penis.

Keep in mind, anyone can yoink the hog. Even if they do not possess the hog.

You: "I fucking love yoinking the hog!!!"

by Idon'tknowanymore March 15, 2026

Shiggled

The past tense of "shiggling". The act of shiggling refers to shitting and giggling. Sometimes the shits and giggles come together.

You: "The comedy special was really funny. I think I shiggled..."

by Idon'tknowanymore March 15, 2026

Sploinging

The act of giving someone head.

Peter: I personally I think my sploinging is pretty good.
Thom: Nah, my sploinging is emaculate.

by Idon'tknowanymore December 23, 2022

:3

The online symbol gay furries use to identify wether or not the other wants to have e-sex

Xx_MasterGamer47_xX: Hi guys :3
ChadOmegaFurry09: I see you're ready for tonight :3

by Idon'tknowanymore December 22, 2022

Squeemy

A term for a man who likes to take large amounts of items in the anus (likes fingers, cocks, toys, etc.)

John: Hey, y'know Kevin?
Marcus: Kevin J.?
John: Yeah, him. I heard he's a squeemy boy.

by Idon'tknowanymore December 22, 2022

November 15

The day I killed 5 women in 1995. Their bodies haven't been found, and the police know nothing about it.

Jadon: You hear what happened on November 15?
Thom: No, what happened?
Jadon: 5 women died in 1995

by Idon'tknowanymore June 25, 2021

I shit my pants

They saying you say when you just shit your pants. The term can also be used as, "I just shit my pants".

Jerry: Hey Thom!
Thom: I shit my pants.

by Idon'tknowanymore July 3, 2020