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"___" Year-old Virgin

An insult directed to people, usually males, who haven't had sexual intercourse yet. The time when it actually becomes an insult starts with "18-year old virgin" joke and climaxes with the epic "40-year old virgin". However, after 40, the joke & the virgin become too sad to bring up anymore.
"Ha. "___" Year-old virgin.

***a Year later***"

Haha! 18 year-old virgin!"

***Six years later***

"Haha! 24 year-old virgin! Hahahaha!"

***Seven years later***

"HAHAHAHA! 31 year-old virgin!!!"

***Nine years later***

"HAHAHAHAHAH! Oh my god! 40 YEAR-OLD VIRGIN! HAHAHAHA!"

***A year later***

"Dude that's just sad"
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40 Year old Virgin 

Men that live with their moms and act cool on Madden Message board but are really pathetic lowlifes.
RobDeezy. The 40 year old virgin
40 Year old Virgin by THE DEEZY October 12, 2008

the 40-year-old virgin 

A hilarious movie featuring Steve Carell as the main character, Andy Stitzer, who is being harassed to get laid.
Eric: Hey man, remember in the 40-year-old virgin when Dave said, "Do you know how I know you're gay?..."
Tom: 'Cause you saw Rent three times.

40 year old virgin 

1)A movie made in 2005 and starring Steve Carell about a 40 year old man who is a virgin and his friends keep trying to help him lose it, very very funny.

2)Insulting term (mainly used by men) meaning that a person is such a loser that they could never get laid.
2)"Dude, your such a fuckin' loser! you'll never get any pussy! you're gonna be the 40 year old virgin"

Eighty six year old virgin 

Paul will be an eighty six year old virgin in fifty something more years.

The 30 year old virgin 

The teacher at school who gets hard around 14 year olds. He eats lunch alone and none of the teachers talk to him. He teaches the class about the The Magic Bullet of JFK and the Commies. His head is shaped like a lightbulb and makes you get a hall pass to go to the bathroom.
Adam- The 30 year old virgin is coming
David- Why is he always hard around 14 year olds?!

60 year old virgin 

Aparently not your mom because she had you, but she's the closest thing to one, so there.
Wow you'r such a "60 year old virgin" you remind me of my mom.
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