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The teacher at school who gets hard around 14 year olds. He eats lunch alone and none of the teachers talk to him. He teaches the class about the The Magic Bullet of JFK and the Commies. His head is shaped like a lightbulb and makes you get a hall pass to go to the bathroom.
Adam- The 30 year old virgin is coming
David- Why is he always hard around 14 year olds?!
by chickenballs999 June 04, 2018
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