Definitions by benormous

cootie

Contagious mental disease spread by contact of skin though genders, mainly contracted in begining grades. Side effects are public humiliation.

Jason got cooties because he touched Brittany!

cootie by benormous July 21, 2008

gangstarism 

Not to be confused with a mannerism or spoonerism, a 'ganstarism' is any sort of pronounciation that would be used in a gangsta-like manner.

gangster would become gangsta

player would become playa

the would become da

etc...

gangstarism by benormous July 18, 2008

accountabilabuddy

Reference from the show South Park.

A person to whom you are responsible for, and vice-versa for that said person.

Butters, you lost your accountabilabuddy?! You will be held accountabiliabuddiable.

accountabilabuddy by benormous June 1, 2007

cuntrol

The way a woman expresses her authority by trying to take power over an area.

Whoa! That bitch is screaming uber hella loud, she's got major cuntrol issues.

cuntrol by benormous July 14, 2006

iPod 

Expensive mp3 player designed by Apple.

Apple has conspired a master plan to ensure you pay the most possible for one of these nifty music boxes. But their plan doesn't stop at just at the main product, it goes on to all the carrying cases, the iPod docking stations, the FM radio attachments and the horrible program, iTunes.

Stan: Hey man, can i see your iPod?
Joe: Dude, with all the money I put into this thing I'm not letting anyone touch it, not even me. It's locked in a safe in my basement with all its assesories I bought for it.

iPod by benormous June 11, 2006

gingervitus 

Horrible disease. Forces those who suffer from it to avoid sunlight, as it is harmful to their unpigmented skin.

If you suffer from gingervitus you may be known as a 'ginger kid'.

Symptoms include red hair, light skin and freckles.

Some people have red hair but not light skin and freckles, those people are called daywalkers.

To learn more on the subject watch the 'Ginger Kids' episode of South Park.

Trevor: Ha! Look a ginger kid!
Devan: That poor bastard has gingervitus.

gingervitus by benormous May 15, 2006

brick

A horribly missed shot with a reasonably sized ball. However, the word itself can be used as a psych out to cause a 'brick'.

Ex1) *Carl shoots water polo ball and missed by 3 feet*
Greg: Nice brick! What are you building, the Great Wall of China?

Ex2) Crowd: Brick! Brick! Brick!
Balla: Gaahhhh! *Air ball*

brick by benormous May 5, 2006