wristies

Another bleak play on words for a hand job from a male or female.

John- So did you at least get a wristies
Mat- Naa my penis was far to small & flacid for that.

by tgree December 15, 2011

face wristie

if wristie refers to the humble hand-job, a face-wristie is a wristie performed by the mouth.

by jingo! josh madden would never knock back a face wristie!

by carly_bon_bon August 10, 2010

wristie

A very enthusiastic version of a handie (also known as a handjob.)

Use a snapping action with your arm when you're giving me a wristie bitch or you'll be sleepin on the streets!

by eluid May 31, 2006

Wristie

Australian slang term for a Hand-Job

"Hey, wanna go 'round the corner for a wristie?"

by an rud as fheàrr January 30, 2017

Arctic Wristie

To obtain a handjob in weather so cold that the giver is forced to wear a glove or mitton to fend of frostbite on the outer extremeties

There was a fair bit of friction from the glove during my Arctic Wristie last night

by Wristieman February 16, 2010

Wristie

Getting a handjob from a cripple with no hands.

We were getting hot in the back of my car and she pulled out her stumps and proceeded to give me a mad wristie. Was super tight bro.

by BobMc April 18, 2018

Linford Wristie

An Olympic wank that is over in 9.97 seconds. Named after the 100 metre sprinter Linford Christie.

I had to make it a Linford Wristie, she could have come home at any moment!

by Crazybear85 March 10, 2014