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Australian slang term for a Hand-Job
"Hey, wanna go 'round the corner for a wristie?"
Wristie by an rud as fheàrr January 30, 2017
Getting a handjob from a cripple with no hands.
We were getting hot in the back of my car and she pulled out her stumps and proceeded to give me a mad wristie. Was super tight bro.
Wristie by BobMc April 18, 2018
PIcture of a wrist, usually rocking nice wristwatch, hence the name.
wristie by Marcoslav June 10, 2016

face wristie

if wristie refers to the humble hand-job, a face-wristie is a wristie performed by the mouth.
by jingo! josh madden would never knock back a face wristie!
face wristie by carly_bon_bon August 10, 2010

Arctic Wristie 

To obtain a handjob in weather so cold that the giver is forced to wear a glove or mitton to fend of frostbite on the outer extremeties
There was a fair bit of friction from the glove during my Arctic Wristie last night
Arctic Wristie by Wristieman February 16, 2010

Linford Wristie

An Olympic wank that is over in 9.97 seconds. Named after the 100 metre sprinter Linford Christie.
I had to make it a Linford Wristie, she could have come home at any moment!
Linford Wristie by Crazybear85 March 10, 2014
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