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wristies 

Another bleak play on words for a hand job from a male or female.
John- So did you at least get a wristies
Mat- Naa my penis was far to small & flacid for that.
wristies by tgree December 15, 2011
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A belief that people of the "heavy-set" variety are in some way inferior or less of a human.
-Creepy Chris said I couldnt see my own toes, he is a waistist.
-The fat kid farted in class, obviously because he is fat (waistist comment/belief)
-Who ate all the brownies, must have been fatty. (waistism)
-I'm sure you would like a cookie, fatty (waistism)
1. Waist-based prejudice, violence, discrimination, or oppression of fat people.

2. Belief or ideology that skinny people are vastly superior to fat people.
"At the heart of waistism is the religious assertion that God made a creative mistake when He brought fat people into being"
Waistism by Solid Orange March 6, 2008
variation on wasted, see also crunked, drunk, high, etc
Aw man. Last night I was so wasties I threw up over the balcony of his appartment.
wasties by girlofdestiny January 23, 2005
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026