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A short form of the phease "hand job". A sexual practice, usually first practived in the pre- or early teen years, where a girl masterbates a guy with her hand. Handies often lead to harder forms of sex, such as blow jobs, which initially is just a handie where she puts her mouth over the top of the penis until he ejaculates into her mouth instead of into the air.
Bob's little sister Paula was teasing me so much that I finally told her to either stop it or she'd have to give me a handie to take care of the arousal she caused. Being curious about what a handie was, she let me teach her how to do it. She even took her top off so I could cum on her developing breasts. A month later, a handie led to me cumming in her mouth.
handie by BRD November 22, 2004
to give a guy great pleasure by rubbing up and down on his penis and whispering dirty words in his ear at the same time. girls,he'll love you for it.
oh sally, i've got a boner, could you please help me out and give me a handie.
handie by Sally March 3, 2003

Handie Down 

When your girlfriend's older sister gives u a hand job.
..."I was at Julie's last night and got a handie down from Rebecca..."
Handie Down by Ron VaShon August 25, 2020

Handie Whore 

A girl who gives lots of handjobs, but doesn't have sex. Basically; A whore who only uses her hands.
Damn..Stacy's mom is such a handie whore, she's touched every dick in this town, but she refuses to have sex.
Handie Whore by bloxorox November 26, 2011

Errin Handie 

A Jewdo fighter who loves cock and Batman and especially Batman's cock.
"Did you see that Errin Handie all over Batman's cock at the 'Dark Knight' premier?"
Errin Handie by Matthew Scoobinstein December 31, 2011

turkish handie 

When a woman forces her fist into a man rectum while sucking his cock and playing with his balls.
I heard Bill got a Turkish handie last night. ( what's that) well Ellen shoved her fist into Bills ass while sucking his cock and playing with his balls. .. . Bill is so lucky.
turkish handie by show time January 13, 2015

Mediterranean handie 

(V) To give/receive hand intercourse with the use of olive oil as lube (organic).
-Hey bro, when youโ€™re at the store, can you pick up some olive oil? This Greek girl is coming over and Iโ€™m trying to get a Mediterranean handie.
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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