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A short form of the phease "hand job". A sexual practice, usually first practived in the pre- or early teen years, where a girl masterbates a guy with her hand. Handies often lead to harder forms of sex, such as blow jobs, which initially is just a handie where she puts her mouth over the top of the penis until he ejaculates into her mouth instead of into the air.
Bob's little sister Paula was teasing me so much that I finally told her to either stop it or she'd have to give me a handie to take care of the arousal she caused. Being curious about what a handie was, she let me teach her how to do it. She even took her top off so I could cum on her developing breasts. A month later, a handie led to me cumming in her mouth.
handie by BRD November 22, 2004
to give a guy great pleasure by rubbing up and down on his penis and whispering dirty words in his ear at the same time. girls,he'll love you for it.
oh sally, i've got a boner, could you please help me out and give me a handie.
handie by Sally March 3, 2003

Handie Down 

When your girlfriend's older sister gives u a hand job.
..."I was at Julie's last night and got a handie down from Rebecca..."
Handie Down by Ron VaShon August 25, 2020

Handie Whore 

A girl who gives lots of handjobs, but doesn't have sex. Basically; A whore who only uses her hands.
Damn..Stacy's mom is such a handie whore, she's touched every dick in this town, but she refuses to have sex.
Handie Whore by bloxorox November 26, 2011

Errin Handie 

A Jewdo fighter who loves cock and Batman and especially Batman's cock.
"Did you see that Errin Handie all over Batman's cock at the 'Dark Knight' premier?"
Errin Handie by Matthew Scoobinstein December 31, 2011

turkish handie 

When a woman forces her fist into a man rectum while sucking his cock and playing with his balls.
I heard Bill got a Turkish handie last night. ( what's that) well Ellen shoved her fist into Bills ass while sucking his cock and playing with his balls. .. . Bill is so lucky.
turkish handie by show time January 13, 2015

Mediterranean handie 

(V) To give/receive hand intercourse with the use of olive oil as lube (organic).
-Hey bro, when you’re at the store, can you pick up some olive oil? This Greek girl is coming over and I’m trying to get a Mediterranean handie.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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