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The biggest thug in Mississauga.. Resides at Tim Hortons Central
Yo you seen stumps? He owes me money.
stumps by Mikey gsr June 9, 2020
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The end pieces of a loaf of bread, that still remain in the bag.
I went to make a grilled cheese sandwich, but all the good pieces of bread were gone. Only the stumps were left in the bag.
Stumps by Stumpy74 August 12, 2020
Synonym for "cankles". When someones calf muscles are so fat that they are as big at the ankle as they are anywhere else along the leg.
Damn, Suzys cankles have gotten even bigger. They have moved into stumps status!
Stumps by spunkjordan November 4, 2021

Stumps the clown 

Chilled out man with face tats, Raging alcoholic. He's lived and his mind bears the signs of a life lived. He once went on a trip in which a chow-chow dog told him the meaning of life in a secret underground lair full of midgets playing rhythm drums around a bonfire. I learned a lot form that man.
Stumps the clown: Y'all wanna see my bullet wound?
Crowd: Yes!!! Show us!
(Stumps shows them his bullet wound)
Crowd:....(some people show signs of extreme offense. punks and friends cheer.)
Stumps the clown kicked heroin. He is a hot man.

Stumps the clown 

Chilled out man with face tats, Raging alcoholic. He's lived and his mind bears the signs of a life lived. He once went on a trip in which a chow-chow dog told him the meaning of life in a secret underground lair full of midgets playing rhythm drums around a bonfire. I learned a lot form that man.
Stumps the clown: Y'all wanna see my bullet wound?
Crowd: Yes!!! Show us!
(Stumps shows them his bullet wound)
Crowd:....(some people show signs of extreme offense. punks and friends cheer.)
Stumps the clown kicked heroin. He is a hot man.

Stumps Gimpmore 

This title is reserved for the masters of worthlessness & desperation. So devout in their mission they are willing to stick their hand in a running mower but so spineless in their effort they only can graze a finger. Their goal being solely for empathy & laziness. Excusing themselves from doing anything requiring effort because their finger is hurt.
Look over there, Stumps Gimpmore whining about his hand so his ex will help him.
Stumps Gimpmore by Eclass September 15, 2025

pull up stumps 

The end of play; finishing up a session; stopping what you are doing
"Righto lads, I'm gonna pull up stumps, I've had enough for today"
"You guys look like you had a big one last night, what time did you pull up stumps?"
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