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Linford Wristie
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An
Olympic wank
that is over in 9.97 seconds. Named
after the
100 metre sprinter
Linford Christie
.
I had to
make it
a Linford
Wristie
, she could have
come home
at any moment!
by
Crazybear85
March 10, 2014
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