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Hofty Wofty
An Ice Cream Cocktail
The Infamous Ice Cream Cocktail "Hofty Wofty" Originated in Chatham, Kent, United Kingdom by Stacey Bear in November 2009.
The dessert comprises of multiple flavoured ice creams (Vanilla, Pistachio, Banana, Chocolate, Strawberry, Mint, Raspberry Ripple and Lemon Sorbet)
with Honeycomb, Jelly Tots, Nuts, Edible Silver and Pink Balls, Flake, Chocolate Sprinkles, Toffee Chocolate & Strawberry Sauce, Squrty Cream and a Wafer with a dusting of Cocoa Powder to finish...
These ingredients must be layered in order of personal preference
The dessert comprises of multiple flavoured ice creams (Vanilla, Pistachio, Banana, Chocolate, Strawberry, Mint, Raspberry Ripple and Lemon Sorbet)
with Honeycomb, Jelly Tots, Nuts, Edible Silver and Pink Balls, Flake, Chocolate Sprinkles, Toffee Chocolate & Strawberry Sauce, Squrty Cream and a Wafer with a dusting of Cocoa Powder to finish...
These ingredients must be layered in order of personal preference
Hofty Wofty by Stacey Bear & Lawrence Pig November 30, 2009
wootysnoot
verb; as in to wootysnoot; a variation on the sexual act 69, where the bottom partner is performing cunilingus, and occasionally snorts through the nose, pushing a gust of warm air into the rectum.
wootysnoot by Mark Vires February 27, 2007
WOWTV
Pronounced "Wow T.V." - Women obsessed with their vaginas.
Typically includes feminists such as left-leaning female comedians and other humorless women who dress up in vagina costumes as a means of protesting something they can't change. Notable examples include Amy Schumer, Iliza Shlesinger, Samantha Bee, and the Huffington Post staff.
Typically includes feminists such as left-leaning female comedians and other humorless women who dress up in vagina costumes as a means of protesting something they can't change. Notable examples include Amy Schumer, Iliza Shlesinger, Samantha Bee, and the Huffington Post staff.
"Dude, how does anyone find Amy Schumer funny? All her jokes revolve around her vagina."
"Well, what did you expect? She's a WOWTV."
"Well, what did you expect? She's a WOWTV."
WOWTV by FemSlayer3000 May 24, 2018
WoWting
When a guild or group of World Of Warcraft players, sometimes from diverse locations, get together to go on an outing or activity in real life.
"Dude, wanna give that game a rest, and come out into the real world?"
"What do you mean!?! I was just on a WoWting to the zoo last week! I met my tank in person!"
"What do you mean!?! I was just on a WoWting to the zoo last week! I met my tank in person!"
WoWting by Spiffy McFly December 2, 2009
Karol Wojtyla
Karol Wojtyla by Verbal Gerbil April 8, 2005
WoWtard
noun (n)
1. someone so addicted to the game World of Warcraft that they do not realize that it isn't real. Often characterized by daily usage of gaming terms such as zerg and instance in conversations with normal people.
2. a social pariah that cannot relate to the real world or normal people in any way without trying to impose WoWisms into the short-lived conversation.
1. someone so addicted to the game World of Warcraft that they do not realize that it isn't real. Often characterized by daily usage of gaming terms such as zerg and instance in conversations with normal people.
2. a social pariah that cannot relate to the real world or normal people in any way without trying to impose WoWisms into the short-lived conversation.
Joe: "Hi Bob, how was your weekend?"
Bob: "Oh man it was awesome! My guild zerged MC and gots lots of phats... epics man! you know, epics!? Zerging is great wow! Anyways, later we were in WSG pvp'ing when this NE rogue got the drop on me. WTF i said... I'm an Orc warrior! What was he thinking? So i said: 'oh noes it's a rogue', but you know, he didnt understand that cuz he's alliance and i'm horde .. probably sounded like 'zxcsafdwzz xzcaewrd' or something .. anyways i took my epics and shoved them right up his ass! wtfpwnd! oh it was great! he didnt understand what i said but he got the point ... hey wait a minute .. rogues .. got the point .. haha get it? oh of course you do! damn i LOL when i said that! lmao that's great ...
Joe: "oh look at the time. what a shame, i have to go ... stupid wowtard "
Bob: "Oh man it was awesome! My guild zerged MC and gots lots of phats... epics man! you know, epics!? Zerging is great wow! Anyways, later we were in WSG pvp'ing when this NE rogue got the drop on me. WTF i said... I'm an Orc warrior! What was he thinking? So i said: 'oh noes it's a rogue', but you know, he didnt understand that cuz he's alliance and i'm horde .. probably sounded like 'zxcsafdwzz xzcaewrd' or something .. anyways i took my epics and shoved them right up his ass! wtfpwnd! oh it was great! he didnt understand what i said but he got the point ... hey wait a minute .. rogues .. got the point .. haha get it? oh of course you do! damn i LOL when i said that! lmao that's great ...
Joe: "oh look at the time. what a shame, i have to go ... stupid wowtard "
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