A animal that steals jokes and is a whale
Guy 1: Bro, i just went to a aquarium!
Guy 2: Cool! What did you see?
Guy 1: Amy Schumer.
by ReadyLife November 17, 2018
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Bus: (crashes)
Person1: That was almost as big a wreck as Amy Schumer‘s career.
by AxolotlGod February 01, 2021
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A Fat, Ugly, and Unfunny Comedian who has an Obsession with making Jokes about her vagina.
Anyone who enjoys watching Amy Schumers Comedy Deserve to Die a Slow Painful Death. Literally nobody finds her funny.
by Football_Friend October 15, 2018
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Literally the most unfunny "comedian" to have ever existed. She is only as popular as she is due to feminist and fatties, who adore her, just because she is a woman and "curvy". She can say literally anything about her epic vagina or the countless sex partners she has had, and the crowd will explode in laughter.
Amy Schumer: "Hey guys, penis in my vagina LMAO"
Crowd: HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *literally dies from laughter and diet coke*
by Barndar October 20, 2016
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A phAt pig. Now the real question is, are you part of her plan to turn every person that is over 400lbs, has been on a full diet of cheese puffs, diet coke, and dick cheese for half there . WELL, I think you are, so you know what's going to happen? No? Well, I SURE FUCKING DO!!! First, it's going to start with every Arby's in the world taking over the nearest fast good joint, then all the grocery stores. Why only use places? Well, it's bc everyone who has ever FUCKING LIVED has eaten at Arby's, and didn't FUCKING LIKE IT!!!! So they are going to make it where everyone has to only eat Arby's FOREVER.
Let's not go to Arby's, Amy Schumer might take over.
by Dylan Peterson April 26, 2020
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A sexual act involving a man inserting a metal rod into his urethra. The other end of the rod, while still protruding from the man's urethra, is inserted into the anus of their partner, who then passes gas, the act of which sends reverberations down the rod stimulating the male's end of the rod.
"That bitch Terry is crazy, she gave me an Amy Schumer"
by ArcanistAbe November 24, 2020
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