wormfood

The atheistic description of life after death due to every rational & scientific explanation for this universe's very creation.

Ken's answer to his daughter's question of what happens after we die was very simple: we become wormfood.

wormfood by sikwill December 28, 2005

worm food 

Dewad, decaying, burried, decomposing

A term used to refer to some one who is dead in a lighter mood than saying dead. Used instead of passed away in come circles

old man joe is now worm food

worm food by craptastic42 October 21, 2009

wormwood

A plant presrcibed by Hippocrates back in the day for jaundice, rheumatism, anemia, and menstrual pains. Has a bitter taste. Has been used for 3500 years to get rid of intestinal worms. It's real name is Absinthium which celebrates it's more known use in Absinthe. It's also known as vermouth.

Person: What makes that Absinthe taste so bad?
Bartender: The wormwood.
Person: Then why does Vermouth taste so good?
Bartender: Vermouth doesn't have wormwood in it, it's a German translation of wormwood.

wormwood by lollipop7081 December 18, 2005

wormwood

The name of a star in the biblical book of Revelation which falls to earth and poisons the waters.

Given the bitterness of the plant, Wormwood was a good choice for the name of the star that poisons the waters in the book of Revelation.

wormwood by Rod Brock July 30, 2006

wormwood

A teacher. Usually wears polka-dotted dresses, is waiting to retire, takes a lot of medication, and is a heavy smoker and drinker.

Originally from Calvin and Hobbes.

I'm sure it'd be interesting to have a wormwood as a friend, but not as a teacher for you children, unless your child needs to be slapped upside the head every one in a while.

wormwood by Cagefight December 7, 2006

worm food 

old person

at least i'm not worm food you old cunt!

worm food by ali barber September 25, 2003

Wormwood

A plant man from Don’t Starve who lives because of the moon and cant make friends.

Don’t Starver 1:Hey who do you main? Don’t Starver 2:I main wormwood. Don’t Starver 3:He sucks in normal Don’t Starve

Wormwood by I want cake April 23, 2021