When your asshole is inflamed, torn, & bleeding profusely due to many rigorous anal fucks by multitudes of men.
by sikwill October 20, 2005
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Oh shit, dude! Look at that fuckin' redneck craterface with the pus running down his chin, damn he's an oxymoron.
by sikwill December 28, 2005
Get the Oxymoron mug.The atheistic description of life after death due to every rational & scientific explanation for this universe's very creation.
Ken's answer to his daughter's question of what happens after we die was very simple: we become wormfood.
by sikwill December 28, 2005
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Get the free willy mug.Becoming utterly elated & happy with oneself & others that you just want to give everyone all of your delicious explosions of love, light, & laughter forever.
She hit the lottery & had such a jovialicious behavior that i got instinctually jealous & beat her senseless with my crowbar.
by sikwill October 21, 2005
Get the jovialicious mug.The act of placing an xtc pill up your arse so that you can get a better effect quicker since it is absorbed directly through the anal tissue.
Q:Does that mean you're gay if you've ever been colon rollin'?
A:Only if you let another man insert it in your freakin' arse, e-tard!
A:Only if you let another man insert it in your freakin' arse, e-tard!
by sikwill October 21, 2005
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Me & my girl are into sadomasochism so i gave her a gruesome jelly donut last night & in the morning she kicked me in the balls. "Hey bitch, you're getting a Dirty Tony Sanchez tonight!"
by sikwill October 21, 2005
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