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A plant presrcibed by Hippocrates back in the day for jaundice, rheumatism, anemia, and menstrual pains. Has a bitter taste. Has been used for 3500 years to get rid of intestinal worms. It's real name is Absinthium which celebrates it's more known use in Absinthe. It's also known as vermouth.
Person: What makes that Absinthe taste so bad?
Bartender: The wormwood.
Person: Then why does Vermouth taste so good?
Bartender: Vermouth doesn't have wormwood in it, it's a German translation of wormwood.
by lollipop7081 December 18, 2005
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A limp erection...rendering itself useless to the owner.
Britney: I heard Josh has worm wood, is this true?

Emily: Yes this is very true. It is because he Noob Tubes.
by WWJ August 05, 2008
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A teacher. Usually wears polka-dotted dresses, is waiting to retire, takes a lot of medication, and is a heavy smoker and drinker.

Originally from Calvin and Hobbes.
I'm sure it'd be interesting to have a wormwood as a friend, but not as a teacher for you children, unless your child needs to be slapped upside the head every one in a while.
by Cagefight December 06, 2006
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Erectile disfunction,one who's penis will not become erect but stays limp like a worm
Girl 1: OMG I was makin out with this guy and he wouldn't get hard!

Gril 2: that's what you call Wormwood
by big dawg b November 10, 2007
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