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wormaling 

1. The feeling one gets when there is an indescribable sensation inside one's brain.

2. An exclamation made by severely disturbed mental patients oft repeated three times before they utter " dit dit dit ... Holey Moses!"
My shrink told me about his patient. The first time she came into his office she shrieked "THE WORMALING. THE WORMALING, THE WORMALING! Dit, dit, dit, HOLEY MOSES!!!"
wormaling by TypographI November 30, 2017
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Gummy worming

When a guy had been drinking and cannot get it up, but tries, thinking "if I can just get it in it will get hard" his penis creating the feeling of a gummy worm on the womans vagina and/or leg.
"Ricky was so drunk last night that he just kept gummy worming me and we never went all the way "
Gummy worming by Rallytime May 15, 2013
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Jelly Worming 

1. The act of a male masturbating with their own body flab.

2. A male having sex with another's body flab.
1. Bubba was aroused when he saw Rosie O'Donnell, and preceded Jelly worming.

2. When Bubba and Rosie were performing coitus later that night, Bubba thought it would be enjoyable to Jelly Worm her.
Jelly Worming by L I V E August 18, 2009

Meal Worming 

When you are eating out the ass of a prostitute aka worm farm and choke on a tape worm.
Dan was eating out the ass of the prostitute he picked up and found himself meal worming that bitch and choked.
Meal Worming by Eaton Holgoode February 17, 2017

Wurzaling 

Talking complete bollocks, being over competitive, childish, rude and pathetic. Displaying signs of musical snobbery in an unsuccessful attempt to appear 'cool' and 'individual'.
Also disputing anything anyone says to try and prove 'superior' intellect and refusing to back down even in the knowledge that they are wrong.
Wurzal. being him or acting like him .............................................................................................................
Wurzaling by anonymous March 28, 2004

Sand Worming 

The act of ejaculating into a man's penis slit and when that man ejaculates he will be ejaculating twice as much semen (his and his partners).
Man 1: Kyle and I are totally going to do some sand worming tonight at Toby's bachelor party!

Man 2: Its going to be a sand worming fest!
Sand Worming by Bradypwnin August 7, 2009

Wombling 

The act of yelling “Womble” before throwing a grenade in a shooting game to “increase” the chance of a kill.
“Yo fam check this grenade! WOMBLE!”
*Throws grenade*
“Bibba quit Wombling!”
Wombling by Qu4ntum January 21, 2018
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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