by Javitotal90 November 01, 2018
The action of defaecating into another persons anus, and then them attempting to defaecate back into the original anus. So named because of the extreme difficulty of, how do you say, "two way communication".
Darren: "Dude, I caught Mike wormholing Katie last night"
Cletus: "Really? how did it go?"
Darren: "It looked like two platypusses mating witha chainsaw"
Cletus: "Really? how did it go?"
Darren: "It looked like two platypusses mating witha chainsaw"
by JiveWorm March 20, 2011
Theoretical method of faster than light travel, made popular through use in many science fiction texts including Stargate. Describes a subspace 'tunnel' created between two points in space that dramatically reduces the time required to travel between them. While potentially plausible under some scientific theories including relativity, there's no way to know if wormholes actually exist, or can be created.
by Greg May 01, 2004
A phenomenon that has a way of completly absorbing the attention of its user. It usually has a flat surface, it is some sort of technological device, it illuminates bright colors from its surface, and is usually connected to the information superhighway.
I told Esmeralda my entire day today; fom the coffee I spilled on myself this morning to my car wreck on the way home tonight. It wasn't until after I saw her staring down at her phone that I realized she was in the wormhole and did not hear a thing I said!
by Pablo the poolboy February 18, 2013
adj; the act of placing two men's penises in a chinese finger trap
n; two men's penises in a chinese finger trap
n; two men's penises in a chinese finger trap
Dude, me and my boy wormholed the other day, his girl jerked both of us off with one hand, at the same time.
by Mike the Sparrow August 15, 2012
A paradox on social media sites, where one travels back in time on their friends walls to random posts and pictures, commenting and thus leaving the community perplexed and reflective.
Example 1:
Media poster: "I'm getting married!"
Wormholer: "Congratulations! I'm so happy for you. "
Media poster: "Dude. That was six years ago. We got divorced."
Wormholer: "Sup"
Example 2:
Media poster: "I think I'll get sushi tonight."
Wormholer: "Sweet. Whatcha gonna get?"
Media poster: "Huh?"
Media poster: "I'm getting married!"
Wormholer: "Congratulations! I'm so happy for you. "
Media poster: "Dude. That was six years ago. We got divorced."
Wormholer: "Sup"
Example 2:
Media poster: "I think I'll get sushi tonight."
Wormholer: "Sweet. Whatcha gonna get?"
Media poster: "Huh?"
by Rick Rocks November 06, 2013
by Duran Jackson January 20, 2018