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Womblingo 

When you are surrounded by wombles who are ruining enjoyable or constructive conversations by wombling about nothing the only way to retain your sanity is to play womblingo. Each time the same (or agreed) idiotic or irrelevant story or phase is repeated you scream "womblingo", slap the offending wombler across the face and walk casually from the meeting or water cooler conversation (alternative: "womblingo", slap, stare them dead in the eye and slowly sit down again)
WombleA "......and thats how I completed my full set of Smurf miniatures", PersonB "Womblingo!!!!" SLAP, causal exit saunter

WombleA "........ and then I lost 10k on the slots machine", PersonB "Womblingo!!!" SLAP, steely stare, slowly take their seat again.
Womblingo by Student72 July 10, 2019
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Wang Wobbling 

To place your penis in someone else's hand and have them wobble it like a joystick until you ejaculate

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" Hey hun I'm really in the mood... could you grab the lotion and give me a wang wobbling ? "

"DUDE there's hookers out back giving free wang wobblings !"
Wang Wobbling by SenorBivins July 8, 2009

Wimblington 

Is one of the most boring places on the earth with one shop, 2 churches and a load of cats. Usually inhabited by people who would rather move to Chatteris because they love forks. The main attraction is a horse whose cock can grow rapidly and disappear and look like a female horse.
'I'm sick of Wimbo, I love forks and hate cats, I'm moving to Chatteris.'

'I really like horse penis, I may move to Wimblington.'
Wimblington by CLACALAL November 1, 2011

Wombling 

The act of yelling “Womble” before throwing a grenade in a shooting game to “increase” the chance of a kill.
“Yo fam check this grenade! WOMBLE!”
*Throws grenade*
“Bibba quit Wombling!”
Wombling by Qu4ntum January 21, 2018

Wobbling 

Stupid mechanic seen in super smash brothers melee which allows ice climbers to get a grab and repeatedly hit you. Since you are grabbed, you cannot do anything. It was created by wobbles.
Fuck wobbling
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Wobbling by FUCK WOBBLING June 1, 2019

Wobbling Wobbling 

When a girl is fine as f*ck and you want to tell her that without sounding like a total douche
"hey that girl is sexy!"
"bro watch this... Hey baby! Wobbling Wobbling!"
Wobbling Wobbling by Maurice69XD November 29, 2011

wombling 

to womble or to go wombling is to do something aimlessly, not aiming for anything in particular, and not being stressed when you realise you havent acchived anything.
to womble or to go wombling is to do something aimlessly, not aiming for anything in particular, and not being stressed when you realise you havent acchived anything.
for example, one can womble around online, checkling myspace and facebook and not really having an aim. one can also say,

"i wombled around online for an hour"

"i spent the day wombling round the house, not doing a lot"
wombling by Rachael Peck January 22, 2008
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