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Dah Woorble 

My math teacher told me to work in "Dah Woorble" i had no idea what he was saying.
The male organ a.k.a. willy
"What's that?"
"A woonkle."
"Oh."
woonkle by Haruka Hoshino December 26, 2009
Pretending to work while doing as little as possible.
"I was trying to workle but my boss wouldn't leave me alone." or "My attempt to workle was thwarted by demanding customers."
workle by segoots14 May 15, 2015

workle jerk 

The pointless, forced, unpaid work social function that takes place outside of standard work hours. While this activity may be billed as a "team building" experience, it's true purpose is to stroke the ego of the most senior executive present, and the entire HR staff.
Jen: "Hey Dan, are going to your after work inter-office softball game?"

Dan: "It's mandatory. I hate these workle jerks."
workle jerk by Noisy Ned August 6, 2010
A new startup that allows users to sell things, similar to how craigslist does it. But looks nice at the same time. Plus they give free t-shirts out like there's no tommorow!
I went on woorble.com and found an iPhone. It was my iPhone....
Woorble by geolej September 5, 2009
Another word for useless and being of 0 help
John- "You can't even turn the TV on. You're wookless"
wookless by ChonyBoii April 3, 2017