workle

Pretending to work while doing as little as possible.

"I was trying to workle but my boss wouldn't leave me alone." or "My attempt to workle was thwarted by demanding customers."

by segoots14 May 15, 2015

workle jerk

The pointless, forced, unpaid work social function that takes place outside of standard work hours. While this activity may be billed as a "team building" experience, it's true purpose is to stroke the ego of the most senior executive present, and the entire HR staff.

Jen: "Hey Dan, are going to your after work inter-office softball game?"

Dan: "It's mandatory. I hate these workle jerks."

by Noisy Ned August 6, 2010

worknesia

The ability or talent to completely forget about work related projects or topics overnight or weekends. This can also come in handy if an error is made at work.

I have complete worknesia after 5:00 on Friday.... Don't ask me anything work related. I have no idea what you're talking about.. Ask me on Monday.

by Insomniagirl June 25, 2016

wordle

A fun text game in which the player is supposed to spell words as fast as possible to earn the highest score. The high score is often reserved for great players with a large vocabulary.

Janice: Oh man Ken, you're so good at wordle! I wish I had your vocabulary.

by natrulbornkilla69 August 9, 2009

Wokle

A conspiracy theorist that claims to be "woke", follows pseudoscience, and will believe anything they see on YouTube, no matter how untrustworthy the source is.

Ever since they started building the 5G towers, every wokle has been posting nonstop.

by Rad tastic April 27, 2020

worklifting

The act of stealing shit from work, often while employed by a retail establishment such as Worst Buy.

Bro, I went on the biggest worklifting spree last week and looted a bunch of laptops.

by mvolfman May 25, 2011

Workers Comp Punk'd

When a client of a workers comp attorney is rightfully injured from his job yet the insurance company stops sending him checks claiming there is an overpayment. After several months of not receiving check and not allowed to work, the client goes broke. This situation is called by this name because the attorney fooled the client into thinking they were handling the matter and that the client will be getting a check. When the client runs out of money, the attorney shows little remorse on the matter nor suggests any alternatives other then go apply for welfare.

I was on workers comp and they stopped sending me check claiming they overpaid me. Two months went by and I still didn't have a check. I got thrown out of my apartment and I had to turn in the plates on my car because I couldn't pay my car insurance. I totally got Workers Comp Punk'd !!!

by The Jax August 7, 2009