workle

Pretending to work while doing as little as possible.

"I was trying to workle but my boss wouldn't leave me alone." or "My attempt to workle was thwarted by demanding customers."

by segoots14 May 14, 2015

workle jerk

The pointless, forced, unpaid work social function that takes place outside of standard work hours. While this activity may be billed as a "team building" experience, it's true purpose is to stroke the ego of the most senior executive present, and the entire HR staff.

Jen: "Hey Dan, are going to your after work inter-office softball game?"

Dan: "It's mandatory. I hate these workle jerks."

by Noisy Ned August 06, 2010