Woofless is a great YouTuber and is very funny and cute. However, he is unemployed, so everyone calls Woofless, Jobless. This became his nickname. And, his real name is Robert.
the state of or being Little Woo (completely useless)working harder at not working than if you just worked normally. Usually late to work from heavy drinking the night before.
All this guy does is show up late and wonder around all day pretending to be busy he's so woosless.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"