A battle between titans involving voit. Being a hybrid between soccer and dodgeball, it is a sport that tests every muscle in one's body. Dexterity and Ingenuity are necessities for one to even make it through a single round. If a team can win the tournament, they achieve a status not unlike the gladiators of old.
"Hey, let's play wookus!"
"The balls are in Jeff's car and he's totally in Germany."
"Ah, Fuck it. Let's just get high."
"The balls are in Jeff's car and he's totally in Germany."
"Ah, Fuck it. Let's just get high."
by Dr. Wookenstein April 22, 2007
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