wookus

A battle between titans involving voit. Being a hybrid between soccer and dodgeball, it is a sport that tests every muscle in one's body. Dexterity and Ingenuity are necessities for one to even make it through a single round. If a team can win the tournament, they achieve a status not unlike the gladiators of old.

"Hey, let's play wookus!"
"The balls are in Jeff's car and he's totally in Germany."
"Ah, Fuck it. Let's just get high."

by Dr. Wookenstein April 22, 2007

Wokus Pokus

Noun: Meaningless woke related talk or activity, often designed to draw attention away from and disguise what is actually happening.

Everything was going well at the party until this googly-eyed, left-wing hipster showed up and began to blurt out some wokus pokus to draw away from the fact that he soiled his skinny jeans.

by La Pluma May 12, 2021

Wonkus Bonkus

A word that has basically no meaning at all. It just fits in a lot of situations.

James: I hate this place.
Timmy: I know right this is wonkus bonkus

by jimmy 445 January 11, 2021

caddy wonkus

weird

Windows vista makes my pc go all caddy wonkus.

by groundedfirefly March 8, 2010

wokusts

very woke people who swarm and attack

Wokusts like them are the types you've got to watch out for – they'll blow up any transgression without a second thought.

by Scott in Champoeg October 28, 2020

Woobus

Woobus is the best, he is so cool

Person 1: Woobus on top
Person 2: True!

by woobabooba September 15, 2021

honey wookums

A sweet nickname for your significant other that shows there's no shame in your relationship

Hey honey wookums!
Hey lover!

by honeywookums April 20, 2014