Very verrrrry large mammoth sissy. This sob stomps around yelling "QUIET PLEASE!", commenting on your shirts and things you wear, gives an excessive amount of homework disguising it as class work or "weekly history", and he gives you lunch detentions because in reality, he just doesn't want to eat alone..
Offspring: "Oh my god the moon is following us!"
Mother: "Don't worry sweetie, that's just a Mr. Woolums."
An exclaimed code word to indicate when a teacher or authority figure is approaching. Meant to warn friends so they do not do anything to get into trouble.
Oh dude so i was about to " (friend interrupts) " Woofus!!! " (authority figure passes) "Aw thanks man, any ways so i was about to fuck my girl the other day but then she said she had crabs. FML!!!"
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.