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Mr. Woolums
Very verrrrry large mammoth sissy. This sob stomps around yelling "QUIET PLEASE!", commenting on your shirts and things you wear, gives an excessive amount of homework disguising it as class work or "weekly history", and he gives you lunch detentions because in reality, he just doesn't want to eat alone..
Offspring: "Oh my god the moon is following us!"
Mother: "Don't worry sweetie, that's just a Mr. Woolums."
Mother: "Don't worry sweetie, that's just a Mr. Woolums."
Mr. Woolums by royal cabbages May 4, 2015
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Woofus
An exclaimed code word to indicate when a teacher or authority figure is approaching. Meant to warn friends so they do not do anything to get into trouble.
Oh dude so i was about to " (friend interrupts) " Woofus!!! " (authority figure passes) "Aw thanks man, any ways so i was about to fuck my girl the other day but then she said she had crabs. FML!!!"
Woofus by Themannamedme May 17, 2011
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.