woodmouse 

A situation, action, or person that is undesirable or harmful.

AKA : woomau, wooma, wodmau

James : "fuck I bombed that test"
Ethan : "dude, your woodmouse"

woodmouse by thckk January 27, 2025

Woodhouse Effect 

Deterioration of rational thought from prolonged exposure to idiotic questions.

Justin: " Excuse me, math professor. Where can I find these mythical trig identities you speak of?"

Math professor: "You could try your text book."

Class: "I can feel the Woodhouse Effect growing."

Woodhouse Effect by J_Woodhouse April 18, 2011

Woodious-Itus 

When one has such a strong obsession for Will Wood, that said person becomes almost identical to Woodius

Jack, you’re suffering from Woodious-Itus

Woodious-Itus by mad_max.0 July 8, 2021

Woodhouse 

Pulling 'A Woodhouse' is to party extensively i.e over a number of days

Extremely popular colloquialism in and around rural parts of Derbyshire

B'jesus that was a major woodhouse pal

Longest known Woodhouse - 6 days

Woodhouse by Fruitbat1 January 6, 2011

Woodwose Skateboards 

woodwose skateboards is a small company out of Newton, MA. Full skatevideo coming out may 10' featuring the Woodwose team:

Eli Olson
Brian Daly
Drew Huff
Joe Durt
Justice Hedenberg
Max Harrison Caldwell
and more

Woodwose Skateboards donates money to global warming

Woodwose Skateboards by Green Smoke March 27, 2010

dirty woodhouse 

To preform this incredible sex act it takes a man and a women. For this to work properly the man needs to be on top of a woman with her facing up, both partners should have their feet pointing towards the head or side of the bed. Once you are having vaginal intercourse and you are close to ejaculation you quickly cram both of your testicles into the women's anus. Then right before you finish you pull out and shoot her in the eyes with your man juice hopefully blinding the woman. You then proceed to waddle forward while dragging your shit covered nuts across her whole body creating a nice slimy trail. When your nuts have reached her chest she will most likely have recovered a little from the money shot you nailed her with and she will probably start to sit up at which point you smack your poopie nut sack into her face like two wrecking balls. If she is still lying there with her head down you simply tea bag her right in the face. You then proceed on your merry way. It takes a man with a somewhat stretchy nut sack to preform this dirty deed.

Pat "What's wrong with Sierra today?"
Codi "Oh Ian gave her the Dirty Woodhouse last night."

dirty woodhouse by Woodhouse21 November 12, 2014

h.b. woodrose

h.b. woodrose, also know as hawiian baby woodrose is a drug that gets you high as hell by eating only 3-10 seeds

booy lets go pop some h.b. woodrose i wanna feel gooood tonight

h.b. woodrose by sergey magee December 16, 2007