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Skateboards 

The act to refer to when trying to redirect attention from the fact that you're a cow.
Hey guys do you want to go skateboards?
Skateboards by Oreborous December 24, 2018
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skateboards 

titties that seperate….
Damn i wish that bitch had perky titties, but no she has skateboards
skateboards by BigDInTheHouse December 14, 2022

palace skateboards

BEST FUCKING BRAND EVER.
BETTER THAN POLAR AND SUPREME.

palace skateboards is the brand name.
just copped a palace jumper.
my palace skateboard has so much pop.
seen so many palace skateboards in slam city.
palace skateboards by DOLPHINZ September 22, 2013

Zero Skateboards

Skateboard company started in 1996 by well-known skateboarder Jamie Thomas. Includes pros Chris Cole, James Brockman, John Rattray, Jamie Thomas, and Jon Allie. Ams include Tony Cervantes, Garrett Hill, Tommy Sandoval, and Sheldon Meleshinski. It is based out of Vista, California. Jamie Thomas also started Fallen Footwear & Apparel.
Zero Skateboards are my favorite boards to ride
Zero Skateboards by cobxhc June 21, 2006

Woodwose Skateboards 

woodwose skateboards is a small company out of Newton, MA. Full skatevideo coming out may 10' featuring the Woodwose team:

Eli Olson
Brian Daly
Drew Huff
Joe Durt
Justice Hedenberg
Max Harrison Caldwell
and more
Woodwose Skateboards donates money to global warming

Dunkees Skateboards 

A skateboard company based out of Glendale, California and Toronto, Ontario. Dunkees first made an appearance in the media by creating a custom skateboard for Aubrey "Drake" Graham and Dwayne "Lil Wayne" Michael Carter. After seeing the custom work they created, musicians, record labels, and other artists began to take notice in the potential of the brand. Dunkees currently produces skateboards and clothing for both public, and artists for promotional use.
-Did you see the graphics on that skateboard?!
-Thats from Dunkees Skateboards homeboy.
Dunkees Skateboards by Some Skater September 30, 2010

damnation skateboards 

the best f****ing company ever
better than handprint
damnation skateboards by jake m November 30, 2004
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