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Walla Walla Woodchipper 

Sexual maneuver in which the male quickly and forcefully thrusts his erect member in and out of his partner's throat, causing the partner to projectile vomit while making a rapid-fire gagging noise, the scene akin to feeding logs into a running wood chipper.
Walla Walla Woodchipper? I barely know her?
Walla Walla Woodchipper by BM HAT January 11, 2010

Hawiian Woodchipper 

Take a handfull of watermelon seeds, shove it down a girls loose ass, and when she farts and it comes out like a woodchiipper.
Hey tiki just did the Hawiian WoodChipper

Louisville Woodchipper

A sexual position in which a woman or man sucks a penis with a mouthful of sunflower seeds. Not at all pleasuresome for either party.
We got drunk and ran out of cough drops, so she gave me a Louisville Woodchipper. Never again, dude.

Woodchipper 

The laziest, unfunniest, braindead insult known to man used against pedophiles on twitter
Pedo: Little girls make me happy, I just think they're so joyful and sincere and silly and beautiful💕

Multiple NPCs: *Sends woodchipper jpeg or gif and nothing else*
Woodchipper by schizoposting February 13, 2023

woodchippers 

To scathingly call out a public official, esp a Judge for asshattery.
Popehat woodchippers Judge Mark Mahon, Chief Judge of Florida's Fourth Circuit Court in Jacksonville for his arrogance and censorship
woodchippers by tmmitsss July 23, 2015

Icelandic Woodchipper 

Shitting in a guys mouth and proceeding to punch him in the stomach so he spits it out like a woodchipper
Alice shit in John’s mouth and punched him in the gut for an Icelandic Woodchipper.
Icelandic Woodchipper by SadPuppy7 September 18, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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