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Having a really good bouncy time with friends!
"Hey, bro, let's wonkel!"
"Yeah, bro, let's go!"
wonkel by nuu.ked November 5, 2018
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The call of a true Babipurian when they recognise one of their own in the wild.
Person 1: WANKEL!!!!

Person 2: Radishes are a mainstream vegetable!!!
Wankel by TheeProstidude August 11, 2020
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A term that can be used to define an act of great valor or disappointment. Can ultimately double as a compliment or an insult.
Jeez, that guy is such a wonel. Yeah, he had no reason to be so mean.

You won the game, son! I'm proud of you, you wonel!
Wonel by Woc Donel July 5, 2011
What you say if you see wonky furniture in Ikea.
Jenny: Look at this wardrobe, one door is higher up than the other!

Andrew: Wonkea!
wonkea by Takoti September 7, 2006

wonkette 

A woman who appears to be a normal heterosexual but has lesbianic tendencies when drunk. May also be rude and disrespecting to others whether sober or drunk.(May be used as a noun or adjectivally.)

Coined by Dr. Cliff Redish of U.I. in 2001, the use of this term has spread in recent years as Greek culture in the Eastern United States has taken its greatest hold since the seventies.
That ol' wonkette totally forgot what she did last night, but all the boys got a quick look and a good laugh.

Bob, she went all wonkette on me on the date last night. Laura cussed me out and then just left.
wonkette by Singh Nguyen May 31, 2007

wonkette 

East coast slang for lesbian in general. Not limited to man-haters, doms, or subbies. Does not refer to a bisexual woman, however.

See also wonk, galpal.
My new wonkette is sweet and isn't afraid to try anything new.
wonkette by Bethany Wilson January 13, 2007

Willy Wonkered 

Being completely legless as a result of too much alcohol consumption (preferably whilst dressed as Willy Wonker).
Man, did you see Gareth last night at the party? He was Willy Wonkered!
Willy Wonkered by T Yo February 22, 2009
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