Wonkelton

A male specimen with questionable and disproportionate facial features, that somehow attract young and confused ladies.

Lady 1 - Oh my god! how HOT is that fella!
Lady 2 - What the bleeping hell?! That wonky man?
Lady 1 - What do you mean wonky man?
Lady 2 - I mean... He's a wonkelton!
Lady 1 - Oh no! not again!

by donkeyofthewonkey69 August 11, 2019

wonkerdonk

grabbing of the breasts

"what time is it ? - wonkerdonk time"

by beth nd harriet March 14, 2008

Wonkatonka

This word is said when you either don't understand something(see example 1) , or when something sounds fishy or too good to be true. (See example 2)

Example 1-

Sally- "hey what's that one hood ass song we heard yesterday?"

Sue- " huh..? Wonkatonka..

Example 2-

Sally- " they gotta 20 for $7 going on at Victoria secret!"

Sue-"😒bitch..mm... Wonkatonka"

by NephewBillz July 10, 2019

Wankerton

The definition for wankerton is Luke Dudney

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Luke dudney is a fucking wankerton

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Wonkatonk

The uncontrollable way explaining intergalactic farts. Man that's hard you know, an i don't mean down stairs either.

Alicia wonkatonked when she was asked to explain the teacher's question.

by TheGirlThatFellTooFast April 7, 2015

wonkatonk

something outdated or obsolete.

That haircut is so wonkatonk

by Dr. President, Etc. September 26, 2004

wonkaton

Paper reminence left around anal area after wipping the ass. Ususally found in forms of small cylinders. Mainly occurs with the use of low quality toilet paper.

So I was gonna eat her out but she had a huge wonkaton on her ass.

by Alion January 2, 2006