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woznicki
Behind that blush and smile
Lies Woznicki's brain and bile
Her auntie's knee
Is bent 'round like a tree
And she won't get unblocked for a while
Lies Woznicki's brain and bile
Her auntie's knee
Is bent 'round like a tree
And she won't get unblocked for a while
woznicki by probablesheep June 17, 2018
WoWicide
The act of destroying one's life by playing the video game World Of Warcraft (W.O.W.) whether it be physically, socially, or both. Wowicide can be an inflicted or self-inflicted act where playing the video game and slowly losing your firends is an act of wowicide, but also giving the video game to another person is an equally heinous offense. There is no known therapy for victims of wowicide, the final result inevitably being loss of friends, loss of respect, and loss of life.
-"Dude, what happened to Jeff I haven't seen him in a month?"
-"Oh man, we didn't want to tell you yet, but he committed WoWicide recently."
-"That's terrible... why would he do something like that?"
-"I don't know but it's okay... Jeff will always live on through our memories... as a queefy nerd."
-"Oh man, we didn't want to tell you yet, but he committed WoWicide recently."
-"That's terrible... why would he do something like that?"
-"I don't know but it's okay... Jeff will always live on through our memories... as a queefy nerd."
WoWicide by SarahPalinMadeCaribouExtinct November 19, 2010
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topicy wopicy by anonymous September 14, 2020
Wonchsmonk
A mystical creature created by Joey Felix most likely in the year 2006, it has a round body and stick legs and arms, an angry expression on its face with cross eyes, its mouth seems to always be open, and it has one buck tooth
Wonchsmonk by NoPachika4You January 25, 2009
Wenicorn
Wenicorn by watermelon_queen March 30, 2022
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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