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When a hot babe has a clit that dwarfs your penis I comparison
Eat my pussy! deep throat and gag on my womenis you little dickless bitch.
Womenis by Marty’s March 22, 2020

Womensplaining 

“The tendency of some women to mistakenly believe that they automatically know more about any given topic than does a man and who, consequently, proceed to explain to him- correctly or not- things that he already knows.”
"Jessica was womensplaining all night about the politics of the PTA board at school. She has never even been on the board."
Womensplaining by urkmale February 4, 2020

Womensplaining 

When a women talks to a male in a way that is typically used in a patronizing or condescending way.
The women was womensplaining to the man, causing him to feel useless.

WomenSplaining 

When a feminist trys to show superiority over someone that disagrees with them.

Usually failing just to get roasted
The feminist was womensplaining to me. Gross.

Wokenista 

"Wokenista" Term Copyright 2020 by me. Definition- (a) An individual who uses the same tactics as the Nazi Brown Shirts to intimidate, shout down, and destroy anyone not adhering to the pre-approved narrative. (b) A pussy without the mental capacity to engage in rational conversation and instead uses "group think" to "cancel" the subject of discussion or the person not adhering to "group think" from their online presence. (c) READ 1984 you little twits!
The wokenistas have "cancelled" "insert name here" again.
WoMensch is a women who is good, and kind, and generous and loving - unconditionally. She is sexy and vibrant, She carries the world on her shoulders, and yes, most definitely, the world is stuffed into a big tan Coach shoulder bag. She also accessorizes. Her favorite accessory being pearls, opera length. She often wears worn-out black knee length Frye boots and jeans, and on occasion - like a bar mitzvah, or film opening - she will wears heels: louboutins, blahniks, prada. She likes sketchers for everyday wear. She gives credit where credit is due, takes no prisoners, is kinder than kind, and prefers plain milk to half & half in her coffee.

She drinks Savnignon Blanc over Chardonnay, and LOVES bowling.
She loves Billy Joel, The Pointer Sisters, Adele, Whitney Houston, the Doobie Brothers (with Michael McDonald) the Rolling Stones, Wilson Phillips, Levon Helm & The Band, Laura Nyro and Bette Midler.
She can be convinced (over a nice wine) to love Janis Joplin, and The Beatles.
She adores George Clooney.

He's a mensch.

She will offer a hand, a shoulder and a couch if needed.
Oh, my God ...she was such a goddess WoMensch! Did you see how she handle that devil-doll, Brianne? She was so calm, and kind, and supportive. "First we eat, then we talk."

She used all her Jew-Zen skills... along with some fabulous hand gestures.
woMensch by Bella Lotus May 8, 2013
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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