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Wokenista

"Wokenista" Term Copyright 2020 by me. Definition- (a) An individual who uses the same tactics as the Nazi Brown Shirts to intimidate, shout down, and destroy anyone not adhering to the pre-approved narrative. (b) A pussy without the mental capacity to engage in rational conversation and instead uses "group think" to "cancel" the subject of discussion or the person not adhering to "group think" from their online presence. (c) READ 1984 you little twits!
The wokenistas have "cancelled" "insert name here" again.
by Senior Anti-Wokenista June 24, 2020
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Wokenism

Woke Tokenism.

‘Wokenism’ is a form of tokenism performed by people attempting to seem woke, progressive or politically correct.

This could be casting one random POC in a period drama set in England, and so telling the story of English history yet again, but this time with some African spice.
Person 1: ‘Hey, isn’t it cool that Viola Davis has been cast as Florence Nightingale?’

Person 2: ‘I guess... but wouldn’t it be even cooler if she was cast as Mary Seacole? So we could have a film about a woman who really was black, instead of rehashing the same white narratives but shoehorning POCs in for the sake of progressivism, whilst paradoxically denying them the chance to tell their own stories and depict their own histories? Idk... just feels like Wokenism to me.’
by lightbringer January 6, 2021
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wokenesia

A disorder associated with wokeness. It is characterized by forgetting all relevant information to a topic because the headline du jour has ignited a wokespasm; and, other relevant facts are seemingly forgotten.

People who try too hard to demonstrate their wokeness often suffer from wokenesia because they hyper-focus on the latest outrage without looking at the big picture.
Early in the #metoo movement, a lot of people suffering from wokenesia pressured Al Franken to resign because the scale of Al's infringement was treated as if it were as severe as a rapists; even an accused rapist gets a fair trial that considers all of the facts and other contributions to society before weighing an appropriate punishment, if found guilty. Some might say Al was also suffering from wokenesia when he succumbed to the demands.
by TheGaffGiraffe January 18, 2020
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The Wokenization of Singapore Math

When white Christian nationalists or ultra-MAGA patriots subscribe to the radical pedagogy that adopting (or adapting part of) the Singapore math curriculum would only adulterate theirs, because exposing local students to alien problem-solving strategies and heuristics under the guise of multicultural math or ethnomathematics would only give undue credit to foreign curriculum math specialists and publishers.
A number of white or “woke” curriculum censors are covertly working hand in hand with American textbook publishers to push for the wokenization of Singapore math, with both parties having a vested interest to ensure that dear inch-deep-mile-wide K–12 math textbooks rather than value-for-money foreign math titles inundate as many states and local schools as possible.
by Fasters May 9, 2023
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Wokestation

Anything that Sony releases under the PlayStation brand as they only care about checking social agenda boxes on hot button SJW issues.
1. Man, have you seen all the new SJW content Sony has coming for the Wokestation? They have the last of us, the last of us 2, the last of us 2 remastered, the last of us 2 Ps5 edition, the last of us remake and I hear they're going to give us the last of us 3 sometime, too!

2. I love how woke the Wokestation is, it let's me play all my SJW box checking games all in one place! The last of us, Horizon zero dawn, returnal, female ratchet and clank and a host of other box checking games!

Now you're playing with woke power!
by F-Face Kat June 29, 2021
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Wokelisted

When comments from your account or IP on a web forum get drowned out by a botnet or suppressed by an AI-powered algorithm because you used blacklisted political buzzwords that run counter to the webhost’s agenda.

While not an outright ban or shadowban, your comments become unreadable thanks to a flood of +1000’s of automated comments that follow yours to suppress your speech.
I got wokelisted by the admin for mentioning a fact about race, gender, or fascism on a specific subreddit. 34,000 botnet comments drown out mine whenever I post now.
by Bobtom April 10, 2023
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wokeist

Absolute meme god. Possibly the best meme page in the world. Owned by Simon Ben and this guy Joseph nobody likes
Yo do you follow wokeist on insta?
Fuck yeah bro

Ayyy
by Voidbound September 14, 2018
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